Assholes

A man died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So they called up his two friends Santa and Banta to come and try to identify the body.
Santa went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Santa said, "Yaa, he`s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Santa looked at his ass and said, "No, that ain`t him."
The mortician didn`t say any thing but thought that was kind of strange.
Then he brought in Banta to identify the body, and Banta looked at him and said, "Yaa, he`s burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Banta looked down at his ass and said, "No that ain`t him."
The mortician said "How can you tell?"
Banta said, "Well he had two assholes."
"What? he had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say "Here comes Kesar with the two = assholes!"