Santa and 2nd marriage

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Santa in Auto mode

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?

Santa: Oye tenuh he vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

some days are special

all you people be good kids and celebrate mother's day this year. not that the day would be anything special but some of the days should be celebrated nonetheless

and there are lot many things that you can treat as mother's day gifts

but if you have any real kewl ideas, do tell me ;)

:D