Santa's weding aniversary
It was Santa's wedding anniversary.
Santa's wife :Shall we have Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made?
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It was Santa's wedding anniversary.
Santa's wife :Shall we have Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa: Why punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made?
A man died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So they called up his two friends Santa and Banta to come and try to identify the body.
Santa went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Santa said, "Yaa, he`s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Santa looked at his ass and said, "No, that ain`t him."
The mortician didn`t say any thing but thought that was kind of strange.
Then he brought in Banta to identify the body, and Banta looked at him and said, "Yaa, he`s burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Banta looked down at his ass and said, "No that ain`t him."
The mortician said "How can you tell?"
Banta said, "Well he had two assholes."
"What? he had two assholes?" asked the mortician.
"Yaa, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say "Here comes Kesar with the two assholes!"
What I am really surprised to know is that they [those mortals in the US] do not have mobile charging stations. I mean, I always thought that all technological innovations are made there but this was a big surprise.
A company in US has come up with the charging station which can charge your mobile phone. It can support 6 brands of mobile phones and your i-Pod too. Now, here is the catch [for the Indian citizen]. It is a paid service. They charge $3 for half-hour charging time. Not really cheap if you convert them in INR really. ;)
So if you want to read more about these charging stations, then you can do that here.
What I am really surprised to know is that they [those mortals in the US] do not have mobile charging stations. I mean, I always thought that all technological innovations are made there but this was a big surprise.
A company in US has come up with the charging station which can charge your mobile phone. It can support 6 brands of mobile phones and your i-Pod too. Now, here is the catch [for the Indian citizen]. It is a paid service. They charge $3 for half-hour charging time. Not really cheap if you convert them in INR really. ;)
So if you want to read more about these charging stations, then you can do that here.
If you have a 1000 pounds sterling to spare and another 1000 to start with then you can well be a millionaire.
The Gambling commission in UK, as reported by the Guardian in this report, is planning to let the casinos guard themselves against the usage for these cheating devices worth a grand which are claimed to give "considerable" advantages to the punters. These are the roulette cheating machines which consist of hidden ear piece, a computer and a small digital time recorder which were claimed to be used by some cheaters at the Ritz who won 1.3 million pounds.BBC reported that 91% of the youngsters have mobile phones when they reach the secondary school in Scotland. The finding were reported by some survey group commissioned by The Carphone warehouse.
What could be the real disadvantages of this trend? Some days back there was this news where this teenager had some problem with her thumb and had to be submitted to the hospital. It was because of her excessive usage of text messaging. There should be more such health related issues attached if the mobile usage trend continue to grow in such way. I really think that no matter which direction the debate about radio waves affecting the brain cells goes, this trend would have some really bad consequences on the social health of the teenagers.While configuring GPRS setting to enable Internet on our mobile phones, many of us have had nightmarish times. This is because of the two simple reasons:-
1. The customer care is generally not fully equipped to handle GPRS queries [maybe because the numbers of queries are low]2. Different mobile device brands have different menus. Let alone different brands, even models from same brands have different menus even if the logic behind / menu names is unchanged.
Thus is it very important that we understand what is what while trying to configure WAP over GPRS on our mobile phones.There is something called as Access Node or Access Point which need to be set while configuring GPRS. These are also known as APNs or Access Point Nodes. These could be understood as the first point of contact for any internet based request sent from a mobile handset to the carrier. Whenever we create a bookmark and try to access it, the request goes to a designated APN which is selected on the handset for Web or Multimedia or Email respectively.
Different Access Points [single APN can be selected for all if that is how the carrier has configured it] should be created for Email, MMS and Web requests and should be configured for the respective requests. I am giving below the values of Web Access point that need to be created for Airtel and Hutch in Delhi, below:-Airtel - airtelgprs.com
Hutch - www
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had
looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be
alive.
A Paki, Bangladeshi and an Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Paki drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad our
glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that
we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Sardar , cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Paki and
Bangladeshi. He says "In Delhi we have so many Paki and Bangladeshi that
We don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
In the previous posts I talked GPRS. It is very important that we know how to configure the settings so that it works properly. Many a times we are not supported by the Technical care center, which results in loss of our subscription money.
Keeping that in mind I have started a series of posts which helps with the GPRS settings. If you want to do the manual configurations for Planet Hutch to work on your mobile then you might find the below information helpful:-
Settings Name - Your Discretion [preferably name it something like PlanetHutchGPRS]
Home Page - Any [http://www.google.com]
SessionMode - Permanent
Data Bearer - GPRS
GPRS Access point - portalnmms
IP Address - 10.10.1.100
Authentication type - Normal
Please provide yur feedbacks/suggestions in the comments.
I have been bugged by different modes in which the GPRS [General Packet Radio Service] works on two major carriers here in Delhi.
Hutch & Airtel.
They both have at least couple each of APNs which let you access Internet from your mobile phone. The names with which APNs are famous are as follows:-
Airtel:-
Airtel Live - This is a walled garden kind of scenario where you can download ringtones, wallpapers etc. for the available WAP pages [you can access some specific websites (IPs)]. The IP has to be explicitly white-listed if you want to access it.
Mobile Office - This acts as a normal Internet gateway where you can access any website that you want to
Hutch:-
Planet Hutch - This is same as Aitel Live (although I believe they don't really block any website as such)
Hutch Access - This is popularly known as the Internet gateway which lets you access INTERNET
I would give some steps that would be helpful while configuring GPRS on the phone in my posts later.
Banta was recruited as a salesman in a music shop where cassettes, music records, gramophones etc. were sold. The proprietor, at the time of the interview, had instructed him that if any customer asked for any item which was not in the stock, he should suggest for an alternative instead of refusing the demand.
One day, a pretty young girl of 18 entered the shop and asked Banta, " Mr., Have you got TWO LIPS & SEVEN KISSES ?"
The record was not in the stock hence Banta suggested," No madam, I have not got two lips and seven kisses but I have got TWO BALLS AND SEVEN INCHES."
The girl exclaimed," Is it a record?"
Salesman answered," No madam, it`s quite NORMAL."
I would be adding the following things in my blog editors review matrix:-
1. Comments
2. Fun quotient
3. Load on machine
4. Pod casting support
At this moment I plan to review 6 editors. They would be:-
I would publish my review soon.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.